small child gets called a shriveled leaf and decides this is his villain origin story. becomes emotionally attached to a cat because her name sounds like candy. gets told he is CURSED because he punched a future doctor at age like 3. believes this for an embarrassingly long amount of time. asks fake psychic medic cat if his sister will live forever (same doc he fought btw). Doc: “yeah probably” Len: “awesome thanks” gets adopted into a family tree so large it probably violates forest zoning laws. grows up and achieves his lifelong dream of being named after a maple syrup enthusiast. all siblings immediately start exploding one by one in increasingly upsetting ways. oofed brother becomes his heavenly therapist except terrible at the therapist part. brother: “don’t fight the wolves” lemonhug: “ok” :immediately fistfights a wolf: WINS??? returns to heaven sleepover expecting emotional reconciliation. gets mauled instead. develops lifelong career goal of becoming so important nobody can ever criticize him again. currently running entirely on grief, unresolved sibling issues, and the desperate need for validation from a ghost bro who beat him up in a dream.
if you want context... just ask me lol... tho my answers might be... vague since the context left me to go get the milk feel free to try and translate/interpret what everything means lol art by @Feathersong_ idea creds go to @staticdreaming for suggesting a life summary with no context and to make it sound as stupid as possible, did I succeed?
