This is L-MERR. He finds lost kids, Entertains them, and retrieves them. Unfortunately, he took his program the wrong way. He finds the kids and entertains them, but he doesn’t retrieve them the way you would want. Voicelines: (words with /THIS EFFECT/ have a demonic voice) “Hey there!” “Do you want to be /SAFE?/” “Who said I’d /TAKE YOU/ to your family? I said I’d /RETRIEVE/ you!” “/STOP HIDING/, friend! We both know you-u-u-u-safe!” “/I WILL RETRIEVE YOU./” “(Unhinged) GET BACK HERE, KID! I’LL TAKE YOU B-B-B-YOUR FAMILY!” “You don’t.. have a family?” “Oh.. But.. /W-W-W-W-W-L R-R-R-TRIEVE. MY CODE DOES NOT MAKE EXCEPTIONS./”
