Heartslabyul: Snitches get French Revolution’d Riddle: Kasane Teto [yes he screams] Ace: Ron Weasley [he will blow you up somehow] Deuce: Grape Juice [:)] Trey: Slenderman [Probably made the pie bombs in that one Spongebob episode] Cater: Twitch Streamer [quotes the bite of 87 clip] Savanaclaw: If furries were anime boys Leona: Scar’s internship era [and the embodiment of sloth] Ruggie: “Fun guy” at raves [he runs your pockets and steals your wallet after getting you wasted] Jack: Violent neighborhood werewolf [im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust] Pomefiore: Uranium consumers Vil: freakin Sofia the 21st with a spicy-sweet dorito chip bag dress… [y/n in that one fanfic] Rook: Local stalker that nobody likes [ruined french people for me] Epel: When the country boy comes to town [JUST A CITY BOY. BORN AND RAISED IN SOU-] Scarabia: Badlands in Watcher Campaign but worse Kalim: Golden Retriever [People pleaser] Jamil: why is he here [get him outta here] Diasomnia: Local men want to introduce you to our lord and savior Malleus Draconia Malleus: the second coming of Christ [no he isn’t] Lilia: Short king [talks trash about all of his children] Silver: Narcolepsy [Sleeps through a tornado without waking up] Sebek: School fire alarm [that praises the lord] Ignihyde: If tech bros were gay Idia: blue christmas tree lookin ahh [local man hasnt left his room since 9/11] Ortho: Brother left unsupervised whilst armed [with lasers] Octavinelle: Average day in the Pacific Ocean Azul: boy that was called fat [capitalism] Jade: Tweedledum Floyd: Tweedlestupid Ramshackle: Therapists that need therapists Yuu: Local genderfluid shapeshifter [sniff sniff *points at you* QUEER.] Grim: Cat [fire] NRC staff: Trein: vampire [crawled out the grave] Lucius: cat [cat] Crewel: changes the dress code by walking into a room [GAY MAN] Vargas: meatloaf [probably eats children] Crowley: lazy [i dont even wanna type anything for him] Royal Sword Academy: Che’nya: God of Scenecore [and the replacement for Hermes] Neige: Snow White [bro ain’t even tryna hide it] Rielle: Local receptionist [he’s a prince why he look like that] Minajael: distant cousin of Sunshine Himbo Al-Asim or something [why] Event characters: Skully: victorian era gay man [kisses everyone someone stop him] Swing: party man [gambling addict] Eliza: the one girl that tries to date the gay guys [annoying] Stitch: dog [dog] Family members: Maleanor: dead [dead] Raverne: MIA????? [where is he] Georgina: noodle mom [eel mama] Marja: local sports fan [but a granny] Dylla: gonna beat up ace when she finds out what happened [queen] Ms. Rosehearts: why is she here [ew get her out] Sultan Asim: does he know what he’s doing to his son and son’s boyfriend like genuinely [he probably doesn’t know his son’s gay] Najma: the only one who has a fraction of a braincell [lesbian] Eric Venue: vil’s dad [who is this guy] Baur: crocodile [sebek’s grandpa apparently] Dawn Knight: silver with a different haircut [silver’s papa] Queen Leah: silver’s mom (???) Cheka: simba [football] Falena: mufasa [only productive dude in this whole lineup] Mr Shroud: ??? Mrs Shroud: ??? Mr Clover: he appeared once why is he on this list bro Mrs Clover: she also only appeared once what is she doing here Ruggie’s grandma: who? [poverty]
