"What a LOVELY contestant we've got here today, folks! Just when ol' Tenna was starting to FREAK OUT about no one wanting to play TV TIME! with him anymore! Things just haven't been the same ever since KRIS and their family stopped watching TV and playing video games together! Lucky for me, I was given UNBRIDLED to the INTERNET by my new owner, and though I may not understand some of this NEWFANGLED stuff, I'm OVER the MOON to be able to continue broadcasting Mr. Tenna's Marvelous Mystery Board: TV Time to all of you WONDERFUL viewers! (Mike, let the camera pan over to our wonderful audience so we can give them a big hand!) But let me tell you, troper, you are about to play the greatest game of your life, to win some of the most TV-Tastic PRIZES! Are you ready to PLAY!? Because, and say it with me... ITS!! T! V! TIME!!!"
"He loves to hear his own lips flap, but I gotta hand to the Eggster; this place is epic. Everyone and their brother will wanna come here. Anyway, listen, T-V head... every world has its end. I know that's kinda sad, but... that's why we've got to live life to its fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure."
