2 characters. Bonus points of they're shipped. 1. Moron. (Mad / Madison) (Yes that is his name, he's called Mad as a nickname because it's accurate) Combat medic. His job isn't to help you, isn't to treat you, isn't to give you anything more than what you need to get back out there. Will keep you alive long enough to get to an actual hospital, but you won't be in one piece. Frequently misdiagnoses people, but somehow still keeps them alive. Mostly recovers his guys, but will also drag an injured enemy to safety. Scares the enemy more than the bullets do. Horrible environmental awareness. Has gotten injured due to pit falls and traps more than the actual enemy. Can not be led unsupervised for 5 minutes without blowing something up. Somehow hasn't died yet. God probably just isn't ready to deal with him. Chaos gremlin. Has bare minimum of medical knowledge, and it shows. Overconfident. Plot armor so dense that everyone knows that it's there, and doesn't care anymore. Has fractured his wrist in 7 places in the span of 2 hours before, and forgot how he did it. Might have brain damage, who knows. Most frequent visitor of nearby civilian hospital. Loves terrorizing one doctor specifically. "I'm the baine of his existence, lol" Can't drive, always offers to drive, don't let him Volunteered for the job bc lore reasons
2. The smart one. (Either Sebastian or Dr. Sydney. Like Sebastian ____ or Dr. ___ Sydney. I don't want to put the two names together.) Doctor. Because of medical personnel shortages, has recently been branching into advanced fields he's unfamiliar with. Is extremely used to people arriving on Death's door, and somehow pulling through. Always knows who sent them to him based off of how impossible their recoveries are. Poor social skills. Might have a disorder of some kind. His most frequent visitor is 1, who always asks for him by name. He's too busy to be dealing with the god of warfield chaos, but has to anyways. Constantly the subject of 1s teasing. Easily flustered with genuine compliments, because he's not confident in his skill yet. Teaches 1 things so people can come back with more limbs intact. Nervous wreck most of the time, but hides it pretty well until confronted. Has absolutely no idea how 1 is still alive. Isn't sure if he should be glad or terrified. He's at his most confident when teaching 1 something, and 1 is actually paying attention. Believes hospital's are always neutral in war, and should help both sides. He's the only one that believes it. The hospital is divided for each side, and he's the only one that works in both. Both sides want him on their side. 1 doesn't want him to change, but does this by making both sides look like they're poop. Would choose a side if 1 didn't make him have serious trust issues. 1 didn't mean to do that. Skilled with most firearms, but traumatized himself by using them for self defense. Interaction examples: 2. exasperated, maybe a bit disappointed 2. ".. how?" 1. with his upper body stuck in a tire, smiling both sheepishly and proud of himself 1. "Very, very, not-carefully." 2. "And that's how you tie a bandage." 1. follows directions for once, accidentally makes a tourniquet somehow 2. stares. 1. stares confused. 2. ".. okay, so, we're going to try that again." 1. "I think I'm in love with you." 2. immediately looks up from his textbook, staring wide-eyed at 1 1. is talking to an orange with a smiley face on it 2. dies a little inside 1. on a million medications after nearly blowing himself up again. speaks up randomly after being semi-unconscious for several days 2. was sitting at his bedside the entire time 1. "I wish you were an orange." 2. stares at him, slowly tilts his head in confusion. 2. ".. why??" 1. "Because you'd be an orange." 2. has absolutely no idea what 1 is talking about 1. abruptly passes out - suggestive, but probably goes in a everything's-on-fire direction - 1. runs into the building on fire 2. throws a blanket on him to put it out 1. thinks that 2 is trying to cover him so he can take his burning clothes off 1. throws said burning clothes outside of the blanket Chaos ensues. - depressing - 2. barely holding back tears 2. "What do you want from me!? Do you want me to admit that I can't help you, that you're just so messed up in the head, that I feel useless every time I can't fix you?!" 1. didn't mean to cause 2's breakdown, stares wide-eyed at it 1. ".. s*t."
