I made a trashy parody of If You Can't Hang by Sleeping With Sirens (this is literally the worst thing ever, I made this a while ago but today I found it in my notes and I thought I'd share it with yall) For everyone who has an arch nemesis who is obsessed with the sound of crunching metal of a car crash (very specific ik) Yeah the language isn't exactly child friendly sorry people, I kinda censored it tho (had to) Just the lyrics bc I hate my voice so there's no way I'd actually cover it ahahahahahah :')
If You Crash Cars Met a guy at twenty-four Thought with things he'd be careful So I let him drive my car And he crashed it in a wall Said he'd been thinking for a long time About crashing my new car I've been crying now this whole time Boy, I never meant to say, F### YOU B#### I HOPE YOU DRIVE INTO THE SEA WITH YEAH JUST NO WAY ESCAPING IT BEFORE YOU GO THERES ONE THING YOU GOTTA KNOW If you crash cars then, I will make you pay If you crash cars then, I will make you pay If you crash cars then, I will make you pay If you crash cars then, YOU'LL BE DEAD I JUST WANNA BEAT YOU ALL TO SH## CAUSE YOUR OH SO PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FACE WOULD FIT BETTER LOOKING PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WASTE I JUST WANNA BEAT YOUR ALL TO SH## CAUSE YOUR OH SO PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FACE WOULD FIT BETTER LOOKING PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WASTE YOU'RE THE LOWEST GUY YOU'RE THE LOWEST I met you driving down my lane You bought a car, I thought you'd changed You tried to sell it to my face And I watched you blow it up to shades You said you'd never thought I'd fall for One of your F#####G tricks again I HOPE THAT YOU'LL DIE BEFORE YOU DIE BEFORE I'LL KI## YOU STAY THE F### AWAY While I sit here by myself and figure out how it got this way Before you go There's one thing YOU GOT TO KNOW If you crash cars then, I will make you pay If you crash cars then, I will make you pay If you crash cars then, I will make you pay If you crash cars then, YOU'LL BE DEAD I JUST WANNA BEAT YOU ALL TO SH## CAUSE YOUR OH SO PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FACE WOULD FIT BETTER LOOKING PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WASTE I JUST WANNA BEAT YOUR ALL TO SH## CAUSE YOUR OH SO PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FACE WOULD FIT BETTER LOOKING PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WASTE I DON'T WANT to get hurt again He said he'd never settle for some car he couldn't crash So now I gotta call insurance, hoping that my money isn't gone now Hope I can deal with all the memories Of all your evil ways I met a guy at thirty-three Gave me a car, just for free You were in jail, still as mean Lived ever after happily IMAGINE THAT!!! Cause your oh so pretty pretty face F### your oh so pretty pretty face WHOOOOOAAAOOOOH, yeah Cause your oh so pretty pretty face F### your oh so pretty pretty face ! I JUST WANNA BEAT YOU ALL TO SH## CAUSE YOUR OH SO PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FACE WOULD FIT BETTER LOOKING PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WASTE I JUST WANNA BEAT YOUR ALL TO SH## CAUSE YOUR OH SO PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FACE WOULD FIT BETTER LOOKING PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WASTE Would you please pay for what you've done, you sh## Would you please pay and then be gone, you sh## Would you please pay for what you've done, you sh## Would you please pay and then be gone
