Instructions: Oh, brilliant you clicked on this project so get ready for an absolute cinematic and auditory masterpiece. Here are your instructions for the ultimate "Hailfire Peaks(Lava Side)" experience: Step one: Crank your thermostat up to a crisp 105 degrees. I mean, why settle for a beautifully animated, shimmering heat-wave effect on your screen when you can actually experience first-degree burns in the comfort of your own bedroom? If your computer isn't actively melting into a pool of plastic and regret, you’re clearly not getting the full, immersive orchestral experience. Step two: Make sure to blast those intense, dramatic orchestral horns at maximum volume. It’s absolutely essential that your eardrums feel the searing wrath of a volcano. Who cares about long-term hearing? Certainly not you, because you are a true fan of Rareware music. And finally, if anyone dares to watch this and thinks, "Wow, this looks like a lot of effort went into animating the background and re-scoring the music," they should immediately slap themselves. Clearly, it just magically appeared out of thin air, and you definitely didn't spend hours tweaking frame rates and audio mixing just to give them a digital heat stroke. So sit back, bake in your own room, and enjoy the lava. It’s totally a productive use of electricity. (Retro here to tell you, YOU SHOULD NOT EVER DO THIS unless you want to be magma)
Notes: a more "realistic" version of Grant Kirkhope's Hailfire peaks theme. Credits: all made by me, except a little of the background and the little of the background was from THE INTERNET!!!!!!! because the addon didn't have any pictures of Hailfire peaks valcano Tags: #banjo, #kazooie, #tooie, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
