somehow, some way, for some reason, you got into some trouble against the pirates of the sea, sooooooo what to do now? well allow me to explain it with these instructions right here conveniently enough!!: if the pirates touch you at ALL even after being defeated/unconscious they will knock you out instantly and defeat you! this is why X is in this game! when pressing X you have 2 forms of attack, the punch! a melee move that oneshots any and all pirates that touch you! however you cant move at all in this state, dont stop holding X until none of the pirate is touching you anymore or else the body could still oneshot you even after winning that little fight!, if you press Z or C however? upon pressing Z or C you change to the next attack! since theres only 2 attacks, all based on which one you prefer pressing! the second one? a totally safe and legal knock out blaster that will oneshot the pirates from a distance, knocking them out safely! the blast charge is a projectile that can hit the pirates in a straight row! oneshotting all of them! however you lack invincibility while in this state! and also you only have 8 blaster charges which recharge on their own one every 5 seconds! and this works from any and all distances as long as you dont touch the complete total edge but that doesnt matter much since WHY would you even go into the spawn zone/area of the pirates to begin with?? this might make you wonder something: why not just hold down the fist, why move around or change weapons at all?? well its simple: watch out from bombs! they dont care if you are invincible or not, everyone gets these hands equally, according to the bomb! and if a certain pirate type is fighting for long enough one will go flying straight into you! and they are alot faster and harder to dodge than you think they are! as for moving around? A or left arrow to go........well, left! D or right arrow to go right and ofcourse S or down arrow to go down, yada yada, you already know this drill! however you can press W, up arrow, or additionally space to move up too, cause why not! dont waste your time on the about and settings buttons, those ones are kinda sorta still a little bit unfinished!..... lets see exactly how long you last, just how many seconds!
YES THATS RIGHT EVERYONE! we finally have a title and a thumbnail! atleast i HOPE this will be the final thumbnail lol! and finally the games arent just "pirates hour 1" or "the second hour of the sea" or something but proper titles! soo some of you might be wondering what in davey johns locker this is! right? well!...........
