Nad<Nilen>: @InDeNilez Hemma<Rudy>( “Look at that! A little purgatorian, kitty,” “Well, I assume WE could try to redeem ourselves.”) Lucifer<Satan>: “What do you mean you’re willing to work on yourselves?” “Look, I’m not a bad guy. I just wanted to free Lilith…” Lilith<Mother of Demons>: “Loui, listen to their proposition,” “I wanted freedom from Adam! What’s so ‘selfish’ about that?!” God<Yahweh>: “So redemption IS possible!” “Down to Hell we go, TO preach!” Adam<Father of Mankind>: “Yo, what’s good Big G!?” “Ugh…it’s the fraud!” Abel<Golden boy>: “Wassup, cutie!” “I’m Abel, son of Adam. That PRACTICALLY makes me a prince!” Eve<Mother of Mankind>: “Don’t mind him, he’s awkward and social…” “My boy!” Julie<Whiny>: “Shh, respect! It’s Adam!” “Look over there it’s the first man!” Jace<Pinky>: “Ughhh…it’s HIM…” “Yeah, yeah…I know,” (Jace and Julie are conjoined twins^^) Cheru<Ru>: “I—redemption? I don’t know if that’s safe, your highness…” “Well, you were correct, my Lord,” ^Pronounced as Sheru^ Ellie: “Give it a chance Ru!” “Great job guys!!” The Holy Spirit<Holy Ghost>: “Is this really reasonable?” “Look at yourself, you’re acting like a sinner!” Jesus<Lamb of God>: “Yes? You called me dad?” “See, I TOLD you it was possible,” To be a background character or a random Bible character, please do improv. Improv will heighten your chances of getting casted!
This is inspired by Hazbin Hotel, but there’ll be little snippets of Bible stories in every episode. There’s a twist tho, I’ll be tweaking the stories. Ex: Lots wife wasn’t turned into a pillar of salt because she looked back, I was because she missed her life of wickedness. God isn’t all-seeing or omnipresent. He does know everything tho(except the future) Jesus isn’t God, but rather created by him to be perfect. The Holy Spirit isn’t God either, but was created as the conscience of every living person(or dead)! Pssst…Christians, if you find this offensive, keep this to yourselves…
