this is a project where i post my writing in. it'll be below this text. art from kp wiki 31st of May, 2026 [intro plays] Welcome back to NC15 news on channel 15 news channel, bringing you the news. We bring to you some breaking news, about the news! The breaking news about the news is that our staff is running out of news to give you about the news and the news is currently in trouble of running out of news, so we are accepting news and if the news you supply us with is good enough we will display it on NC15 channel 15 news channel where- [abrupt switch to a commercial] IT'S T-V TIME! 1st of June, 2026 "205, what you seeing out there?" "The addons, they're... infected." "Exactly what do you mean by that 205?" "They've been infected with screamers, viruses that plaster images in your face usually accompanied with a loud sound, sometimes even of unruly imagery." "That can't be real now 205." "Happened once, can happen again." "So you're just lying?" "I was describing the June 3rd incident, some addon creators try to recreate it." "Thanks for the clarification 205, I'll go and warn people before they download addons willy-nilly." "No problem 501." 4th of June, 2026 [YOUR_COMPUTER_LOOKED_KINDA_FULL_SO_I_DELETED_SOME_THINGS,_HOPE_IT_WASN'T_ANYTHING_IMPORTANT_LOL] 11th of June, 2026 ever noticed how drifter got more and more dull the more he appears? yeah i don't know why 16th of June, 2026 MACHINE, YOU ARE NO MATCH TO THE WOOD SAW THING OF DEATH! [V1 proceeds to parry it]
