“I love these. STATIC HAS A GIRLFRIEND, GUYS. CALLISTO C’MERE. Click nexttt.” — Crafty
“Doodles names ‘cause yeh: It’s not like I’m jealous. . . MarshStatic. Look whose talking. Static: Also Static: OHHHHH, GIRLFRIENDS—. Tv head. Shy Cosmic Cat and Cool Cosmic Cat So, are we just gonna ignore this. Twisted Static’s dead, gang. Flirty TV.” — Crafty
