“i just went through a horrible moment. my friend hates everyone. he acted like he loved me but he didnt. he never did. he would always say horrible stuff about my friendgroup and then blames it on someone he knows. then he admits to bad things when he apologizes. when we try to help him, he acts like we hurt him. like we think hes dumb. then he acts like he has boundaries the size of the world but he crosses OUR boundaries. he says we cant touch him but we can. when we try to correct him, he acts like we cant do it, but does the same to us. then when we tell him no, he doesnt take it. he makes us spill our secrets. and when im sad/uncomf, he gets mad that he isnt getting attention then doesnt comfort me. and hes short as hell. even my mother and grandmother dislike him. hes a manchild. and. the thing is. i LOVED him. i really did. but not anymore. im so stupid for falling in love with him. i hate him. i hate myself. i hate everyone. why must the world be this cruel? this is another bad start to another summer break. last time there was a last day a whole bus made me have a mental breakdown. why must i be treated like this?” - Falphy
This was made as both a joke, and for serious reasons.