A LETTER OF UNRESIGNATION FROM @BipedalHumanoid WHEN BORED IN THIS LIFE, YOU USUALLY FIND SOMETHING TO DO. IN MY CASE, I CREATED A SCRATCH ACCOUNT. UNFORTUNATELY, MY ARRIVAL ONTO THIS FINE PLATFORM THAT I HAVE USING FOR MANY YEARS WAS NOT TAKEN WELL BY @MorpekoDev. I HAVE BEEN A POKéMON FAN FOR MANY YEARS AT THIS POINT, BUT MY ARRIVAL AND MASS COMMENTING, OF WHICH I FIND HUMOROUS, WAS NOT TAKEN WELL BY THE LARGER POKéMON FANBASE ON SCRATCH. TO EXPAND ON THE POINT OF “HUMOR”, I SPECIFICALLY LIVE FOR THE THRILL OF REACTIONS TO MY COMMENTS. UNFORTUNATELY, THESE COMMENTS WERE HATED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BY NEARLY EVERYONE, EVEN WHEN BETTERING THE SCRATCH COMMUNITY. WITH THIS REASONING, AND @MorpekoDev’s HATE FOR ME, I DECIDED IT WOULD BE BEST TO LEAVE THIS PLATFORM ALTOGETHER. OR DID I? ON THE DATE OF JULY 2, 2026, I HAVE RETURNED TO THE FORSAKEN PLATFORM. I WAS GOING INSANE. IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER INQUIRIES, FEEL FREE TO COMMENT DOWN BELOW. I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER AS BEST AS POSSIBLE.
COPY THIS AND SPAM IT IN PUBLIC FORUMS IF YOU WERE THERE: When discussing the topic of insanity with your client, you may notice that the topic of the Yongle Emperor, of the Chinese Ming Dynasty may come up in conversation. This emperor was best known for building the F̴̡̪͖̟̤̠̖̥̖̳͙̘̬̃̋̏͛͊͋̽̾̕͘ò̶̫͔̮̝͖̟̦̥͉̺͙͔̝̪̔̈̀̅̍̍̊ͅr̷̡̹̙͎̞͎̮̲͚͈͉̥͇̄̅̕b̶̨̛̪͖̱̣͎͖̞̟̙͌͐̐͐ͅi̷̡̢̳̣̝̫̞̰͖̪͉͈̒͆͋̇̆̀̐ḑ̵̢̨̧̹̞͖̝̯̥̜̒d̷͙͕̘́̀̈́̽̋̈̀̀̽͆e̸̡͇̖̩̯͈͉̻͈͙͈͚̬̓͂̋̐͆̾͐̀̕͝ͅņ̸̛̮̖̯̝̏̓̆̿̄̌̎̍͋̃̾̃̒̂͘̚ ̵̡̜͖̪̼̲̳̤̟͙͚͙̆̈́́̿̄̍͛̈́Č̷̨̼͔̼̙̣̻̳͕̣̯͚̖͖͗̈́͆̚ị̶̢̺̼͔̹͕̹̬̺̭͎̰̽̌̿̒́͊̉ẗ̷̻́͋̏́̄͠͠y̸̡̧̛̯̭̞̩̙͔̝̙̭̞̖̟̬̠͚͂̀̔̈̑͑̽̌͑͂̎́̔͘͘͘ in China. However, that is beside the topic, as everybody knows Mongolia is better, solely because of the existence of Chinggis Khan, better known as Temujin, or Genghis Khan. While on the topic of Genghis Khan, I noticed that Genghis sounds a lot like haggis, known as taigeis in Scottish. It's weird how some random animal parts are used to make food, like sweetbread. Circling back to Mongolian culture, I noticed that Genghis Khan sounds like Kangaskhan. Coincidence? I think NOT! Now, Chinggis was the emperor of Mongolia. Mongolia is in between China and Russia. Genghis' last name is Khan. Kangaskhan also begins with a K. What else begins with a K? I've got it! Kalinka, a Russian folk song. Another Russian folk song that begins with a K is Korobeiniki, the Tetris theme! Tetris begins with a T, not a K, but Temu, and by extent, Temujin both begin with a T. Very suspicious, MONGOLIA! TK sounds like "PK". Where have you heard that before? Of course, Earthbound, the trilogy, where only the second game was released in English at launch, leaving the rest to guesswork, yet including Lucas, the protagonist of Mother 3 in Super Smash Bros... Not to be confused with the Pokémon character. Of course, Mother was released in English... IN 20XX! But how does Earthbound relate to Russia, you may ask. Well, Tetris is a Russian videogame, which means Earthbound is also Russian. Eureka! Russia is a colonial empire, but what used to be there? Mongolia! Probably some more I can add...
