12666 this was originally supposed to be way better but the chain re-died and i had 0 motivation making it so i just had it over and done with in the simplest way possible. i probably did a terrible job explaining this but chances are it's still less confusing than how h-frictions lore conventionally worked DISCLAIMER: this project isn't about people. there are characters with non-coincidental similarities to things people said, but they are intended to be comedic only or to answer questions people may have, and are not critiques of anyone as a person
