Yesterday Was A Sad Day For Little Ol' French... It Was 9:30pm, Mom Came Home And Entered My Room And Was Gonna Give Treats To My Guinea Pigs, Squeaky And Frenchy And... We Saw Frenchy Laying Down Funny But... It Was Not Funny... I Touched Him... He Was Dead... I Was Worried That It Was My Fault... He Got Too Warm And Died Of Brain Trauma... Squeaky Is Our Only Pig Left... Goodbye Frenchy, You Were My Favorite Pig... Fly High On The Rainbow Bridge Were The Bright Light Shines, The Light Guides His Way Up There, Ready To Find New Friends... It Was Nice Seeing You As Part Of The Goonoise Family... So Long... French... See You Soon... Amen... From Your Dad: Goonoise...
If You Have Anything To Say To Frenchy, Go On... Speak From The Heart...