STORY! READ! GOOD! Pregnant whisperwind x shadow milk cookie doomed dead. Shadow milk and whisperwind were in their little purple car, which they had gotten for 1 cent after whisperwind stated that it "reminded him of Gyomeis fingernails." Whisperwind was pregnant with 7 kids and they were on their way to that one place where you buy things that starts with a 2 or something. Whisperwind was driving in wrong lane, but he was making it work because he's so tuff. Shadow milk cookie looked at whisperwind with adoration as whisperwind crawled over the seat to fetch his bakudeku blanket. "Oh how I love you whisperwind!" said shadow milk with a gay expression. "Okay." said whisperwind. The car continued to move even though whisperwind was now crawling on all fours in the backseat. Shadow milk cookie looked over his seat to look at whisperwind lovingly. "We will never forget Dmitri Mendeleev…" said shadow milk, resting his chin on his hand. Before whisperwind could respond with excitement at the mention of Dmitri Mendeleev, A van that read "pool company" on the side pulled up next to shadow milk and whisperwinds still moving car. Shadow milk cookie looked at the van with a slightly 3D expression. Whisperwind looked up from his bakudeku blanket. "I want a pool shaped like your nostril, shadow milk." "Aww!" said shadow milk, looking at whisperwind again but this time with a more gay expression because he loves him awwwww gay. Suddenly, Black Sapphire Cookie exited the van, followed by candy apple cookie, who was wearing a stinging truffle cookie cosplay. Black sapphire cookie started banging on the window with an Aerial Tramway emoji shaped pillow. "What the-?!" shadow milk cookie said, looking up at the purple black gold white cookie banging on the window Suddenly, a car shaped truck with a wheelbarrow painted on the side Started jumping towards whisperwind cookie. Candy apple was driving it. Whisperwind cookie looked up at the car truck jumping towards him. Candy apple got out of the car and broke through the door while black sapphire had managed to hit the window enough that he poked a hole in it. "I have a hole in my window" said whisperwind before candy apple suddenly grabbed him out of the car "Whisperwind-!?" shadow milk … yelped? Shadow milk opened his door to try and grab whisperwind back but candy apple was already doing backflips on whisperwinds head. Shadow milk eyes widened with shock in horror as black sapphire cookie ran around the car and started throwing his Aerial Tramway emoji pillow at whisperwind "Ow!" said whisperwind "I hate you whisperwind!" said candy apple cookie "Yeah, you have no friends, no family, no hut, no money, no boyfriend, no pencils, no nothin!" said black sapphire cookie "STOP IT!! you're killing him! You're killing my whisperwind!" shouted shadow milk, sadding. After 10 hours, black sapphire cookie and candy apple cookie looked at each other "Bro. Thirst" said candy apple cookie "The original" said black sapphire. They both walked back to their van. Leaving whisperwind on the ground. Shadow milk cookie flew to whisperwind and picked him up. "Whisperwind! Look at me my love! Whisper-!!" sobbed shadow milk. "I think I'm … gay. Russian. Gay Russian." said whisperwind in a whisper voice. Shadow milks tears falled into whisperwinds nostrils. Suddenly, burning spice cookie appeared. "Goodbye." said burning spice cookie, walking closer to shadow milk cookie. Shadow milk looked at the morbidly obese cookie, tears running down his face. "God dangit!"said burning spice cookie before unicycling away. A tiny van crawled out of whisperwinds mouth and drove away. That's when shadow milk knew he was dead. Shadow milk let out a loud "AGJHAUUWUWH!!!" of immense pain and agony. Then he put whisperwind down and walked away. The end.
