ZOOBLE QUOTES |PILOT| "I'm not doing that again." "Shut up Jax, but yeah, he's right. Welcome to your new home. And your new body." "Wha– No! God! I don't want an in-house adventure." "*Sighs* Speak for yourself. If anyone needs me, then BOINK! off. ...Oh god OH GEEZ NO-" "Oh God! Agh! Somebody help!" "Agh! Help me, you idiots!" "Hey! KINGER YOU MOTHERF-" "Uh, I– What are you talking about?" "Guys, over there." "Wait, P*mni's not even here? Wasn't this whole thing for her?" "Man, I can't believe Kaufmo just gave up like that. I mean, no offense Kinger, but I always thought you would be next." |CANDY CARRIER CHAOS!| "Mmmm, nope." "Uh.. yeah.. no." "Sheesh! I thought he'd never leave." "Got everything ready..." |THE MYSTERY OF MILDENHALL MANOR| "Alright, we've entered the blue zone." "'Kay, we're getting red." "Yellow." "She was already blue." "My limbs straighten up -- BOINK! off.." "He refuses to show us because he's a coward." "Will you stop doing that?" "What th- [scoffs] Could you have done that the whole time?" "Uh, Bubble's feelings?" "I-" "I... would rather not." "No, I mean, I've already told you what my problem is. You just never remember because... Oh, never mind." "See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. All you're thinking about is your adventures. It has nothing to do with the adventures. It's more just... Ugh, forget it. You're probably not even listening." "[scoffs] We weren't even talking about that! I really couldn't give less of a crap about your adventures." "[sighs] It's me, remember? I don't like… myself. I hate this body. I hate all these stupid removable pieces. I just want to find something that feels… good." "I've been trying to find parts I like since the day I got here." "Forget it" "Just forget it." "Caine, nobody likes y*ur stupid adventures." "Ragatha's just too nice to say anything. Jax just likes to BOINK! with everybody. Gangle's too shy to speak up. Kinger's insane. And -- And P*mni... She looks traumatized every time she comes back from one." "U-Uh, who's therapy session is this, again?" "Okay?" |FAST FOOD MASQUERADE| "Hey Gangle, I think I found something you might like. I don't know if it'll work, but it looks about the same shape as yours. Best part is, it's plastic. So it won't break as easily." "How does it feel?" "That's good right?" "So what if I am? I'm not giving any to you." "Why did you think I would like that?" "Have you not checked the suggestion box once?" "I'm not gonna be a wage slave for fun." "Wh-- That's not how that works." "Are you kidding me? I'm not just gonna be forced into this stupid adventure--" "The only thing holding Caine back is the fact that he likes us. I wouldn't push it." "Gangle, can you help Ragatha? I think she, huffed paint, or something." "You know when Ragatha gets off? I think she might need a designated driver." "I still like talking to you. Look, the new mask was a bust. So, what? I'm sure we'll find something that works eventually." "Well, you’ve got one. Now, come on over and hang out with the rest of us. Bring your art too, I always like seeing what you draw." |UNTITLED| "Looks like this one was a home run, eh?" "But never achknowledged..." "Maybe just, keep your adventures at all times and, let us do whatever we want whenever we want" "Am I NOT supposed to be hearing you?" "What did you even zip up? I don't have a mouth" "Ohh I SWEAR to god, if this is one of YOUR suggestions" "Oh my god..." "Alright I'm calling a vote!" "Let's skip this one, and make Jax a vegan for the rest of the day." "Oh my god, are all these gonna be Jax's ideas!?" "Here." "I could've made it a lot worse for you." "I'll, throw something together." "Yeah, this was one of my suggestions. I like making drinks." "...I know there's a implication there but I can't be f-BOINK! to figure it out" "I sometimes do that, I wouldn't record it though." "Here's your cosmo." "You'd know ALL about that wouldn't you? What's your story?" "If you're gonna make s-BOINK! up at least be creative about it, I know what you're referencing." "You've done more than that, what about your art?" "Hey, I'm always down to make art together if you want." "Yeah, I was a tattoo artist for a few years." "What do you mean when you say that? You have like, an actual point? Or are you just talking?" "Fun isn't the thing I hate." "That's just Disappearing Guy, that's what he does." "I'm ignoring you." "Just ignore him." "Yeah, cause tormenting Gangle is REALLY funny, Jax." "Are you afraid of corn?" "Wha? But you're not even a part of!-" "Seems fitting for you though, I thought you'd be into this" "I'm just having fun, I forgot you hate fun." "I have, NEVER seen you this upset about something." "Wha? HEY!" "CAINE! WE need a ball here!" "JAX! We have a ball! What are you doing!?" "Can you give me my eye back?" "Wha? Okay??" "Huh? Uh, oh yeah, good job team." "Well, some of them were pretty okay." |THEY ALL GET GUNS| "S-BOINK! Can you toss that back up here?"
"I'm hiding from Caine. I think I overheard him talking to Bubble about an in-house adventure and I'M not gonna be part of it." "Caine's been checking up on my room lately. When I don't answer he just starts singing "Daisy Bell" in front of my door. It's creepy." "You BOINK!ing BOINK!hole!" "Great. Ya didn't even ask him about the singing thing." "Uh, yeah, sorry, no. I'm not gonna be on a team with that one." "We HAD a whole suggestion box for that." "Alright! You REALLY wanna know what I want?" "I want the ability to have sBOINK!" "Do you have any of that stupid sauce left?" "Tell that to HIM! He's the one that BOINK!s everything all the time!" "You made a whole guy for that?" "I'm not falling into Jax's arms if that's what you mean." "Sounds a little convoluted." "Wait, that's just it? "Here's guns and have fun"?" "It's...just a little aimless." "Um... Not really." "Guess times are changing, bunny boy." "I'll keep it safe for you." "Uh, Caine?" "I think I got Kinger." "Hey I found this AK... thing. If we can't find the tommy gun, will this work?" "I wouldn't worry about him right now. It's all just a game, in the end." "Hey, you deserve better than thinking about him when he's not even here. You're a human. You're not his toy." "These avatar gimmicks, huh? Makes you wonder why no else got them." "'Cause it exists. It's a part of you that's real, and the only "you" that you should care about is the real you. You have to choose to love yourself, even if it doesn't make sense. It's not natural, it's intentional." "Whatever happens... I've got your back if you've got mine." "Are they still following us?" "Alright, this is a long one. We're gonna have to run. Let's go!" "Ugh, we got so unlucky with the drops here." "Why'd you stop? You out of ammo?" "Are- Are you seriously gonna start singing that?!" "That's actual bullsBOINK!!" "Well, s-BOINK!, man. Guess that's the end of that. See you on the flipside." "...What?" |BEACH EPISODE| "Is the adventure over already?" "Oh, well, don't be a narc. Find your own hiding spot." "Well, this was fun while it lasted." "Oh, let me think. There's that time you ran me over with a steam roller. The time you pushed Gangle into a pool of piranhas. When you set me on fire, mailed me a pipe bomb, threw me into an active volcano. I could go on." "Aren't you supposed to be causing trouble for everyone?" "Is the adventure over already?" "I've been starting to think that maybe the ability to change is fine. Not needing to commit to one thing all the time." "...Don't you?" |HJSAKLDFHL| "Don’t you even! Do not even BOINK!ing BEGIN to say that sentence like you didn’t try to keep us all trapped here forever." "Hey, that includes you, too. Listen, we're not gonna have you wandering off alone somewhere and abstracting, or something. You're a pain in the BOINK!, but... you're still one of us." "I had dreams...and -- and goals. I wanted to be able to leave my mark somewhere in the world" "He's not a human. I'm not sure if we can properly gauge how he thinks." "Wait, the bucket makes him sane?" "Shut up, Jax." "Pathetic! You're like a child! What kind of all powerful being has such a fragile ego?!" "Holy sh**." |A VERY SPECIAL DIGITAL CIRCUS SONG| "This is stupid."
