just watch OLD MANS SECRET LIFE STORY FOR MY SECRET SECIOTEY DAY 1 i was born on the 18th november 1444. i lived through ww1 and ww2 by hiding underground eating beans and bannas and apples and some pork. in 1583 i went to china and this is what i learnet Zhōngguó shì yīgè fēicháng dà de guójiā. Nǐ xǐhuān tè lǎng pǔ ma? Wǒ zhīdào yīgè shìshí, wǒ chī nǎilào zuótiā Huṁ hatō ēka mōma caled khaḍakāḷa mātā'ē rōka banāvavāmāṁ āvī hatī anē pitā ēka gāya hatī. V ( other languge than chineese or english) V Anē āścaryajanaka mārī mam'mī'ē haju paṇa ā divasa māṭē rahē chē! Mārā pitā mānsa māṭē ēka khēḍūta dvārā hatyā maḷyō parantu tēmaṇē verry svādiṣṭa mmmmm hatī pāchā āvō ēka vāra jūnā māṇasa śrēṇī traṇa ramata madeand chē tamē ā dantakathānī vadhu vicāra parantu psssts tamē thiss kahēvuṁ man̄jūrī nathī IM parantu āgāmī samaya bhāṣā haśē... Kaz aaah huṁ mātra āghāta maḷyō tēthī mātra bahāra aaah ā la'i sajā kaaahazakh
v this took about 44hrs to make so please give as much credit as possible DO NOT REMIX! just saing im eglish