LYRICS: So I woke up And I was pretty bored So I decided “Imma rob a bank” And that's what I was in for So I walked over, into the bank. Looked at this guy, His name was Hank I was all like “Gimmie the money” And he was like “No” And so I got kinda mad And I looked around Now there's a chainsaw in my hands! He’s like “Oh crap” I’m like “Yeah” “Money’s in the back” “Ok can I get a bag?” And so Hank walked back And I had to wait a while 5 hours or so. And he walked out He got a bag I was like “Thanks” And then I left Then i heard sirens And I turned back around Hank’s called the cops They’re gonna take me down So i ran in my house I locked the doors They’re at my house Banging on the doors I’m like “IM NOT LETTING YALL IN” They were all like “WOMAN WE’RE BREAKIN THIS DOOR DOWN” And then I heard a clank So I ran in the closet Hiding in the closet I don’t think they checked the closet. Now they’re looking around Opening the windows Looking at my posters And then the policeman’s like “I think she left” I let out a sigh I think they heard that “Wait Paul i just heard something” The officers looked around Under my bed And then they gave up I’m glad I wasn’t dead But that was just a ruse They turned back around And opened the closet door My heart sank to the ground
I SOUND SO CHOPPED
