I'm crying rn <\3 I THOUGHT IVSTER SHIP WAS FOREVER IVORY YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN THIS INSTANT1!!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!
Fanfic: *??? and ivory having a date in WonderWhirl City* *Sam floating down to them* Sam: EXCUSE MEH?!! WHAT IS THIS Ivory: girl it's a date. now leave me alone. Sam: I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR Ivory: But- Sam: YOU BUT ...Sorry what? Ivory: You are not my mom. Sam: ...I AM YOUR MOM BRUH I CREATED YOU Ivory: oh right Sam: YES RIGHT NOW LEAVE THIS WEIRD MAN ALONE ???: Actually I would like to MARRY this wonderful woman. Sam: WELL TOO LATE NOW SHE'S MINE *takes ivory away* ???: ...oh. END!! :D
