and yes, this is what I actually dreamt Bart Simpson was in Las Vegas, when he decides to take the long way home, thinking it wouldn't be that bad. but Principal Skinner appears on a Jumbotron and says there's NOTHING interesting for the next 500 MILES. then, a montage of different Mario Kart games appears. the games, in order, were: Mario Kart World Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Mario Kart Wii Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (again) Mario Kart Arcade Cut back to Bart, now in front of a Dave & Buster's, where he meets a blue stickman, and the two go inside, but it turns out the Dave and Buster's was actually Labyrinth Zone from Sonic 1 in disguise. in front of Bart and the Blue Stickman is a large pit, with water at the bottom. on the other side, there's Fries, Naily, and a second stickman, this one black. the Blue Stickman leaps across the gap, but just misses, and grabs the Black Stickman, who grabs Fries, who grabs Naily, whose face catches a loose brick on the floor. but the force of the other two proves too great, and NAILY'S FACE BREAKS OFF, leading to Black Stickman and Fries to fall down. the face has enough time to reply with a woozy "aw, phooey" before promptly dying. at the bottom of the pit, Blue Stickman, Black Stickman, and Fries try to get out to no avail, with Tree (who absolutely was not there ten seconds ago) suggesting they recover Naily and use her to get out. the problem is there's no recovery centers or Four/X around. Blue Stickman gets an idea and makes a fake Four out of Fries' fries and Naily's corpse, and starts waving it around, expecting it to work. and that's when I woke up. if anyone wants to animate this, you're more than welcome to
