OK HI HI HI STORY TIME SO one day before summer break i was casually walking with mah LOVELY boyfriend and my good ol' friend oliver when suddenly we come across a lone banana peel, jus STARING US DOWN ON A TABLE. mah goodie buddeh oliver decided "hey!!! I'MMA EAT IT!!! HAHAUH!!!" and so he DID. now NOW NOW. when, WHEN HE THREW THAT BANANA PEEL ON THE GROUND, we thought NOTHING of it, but then, when we walked again, i SLIPPED ON IT LIKE IT WAS ICE!!!! we three ALL tumbled down, and then oliver fell on a BIG big table, which then somehow was thrown so hard it FLEW into miss circles face and sent her to new zealand. OH MY GOD, AND THIS NEXT PART YOU WILL NEVER. NEVER BELIEVE. i THINK THE PRINCIPAL WAS DRINKING??? idk, but she BARGES OUT HER OFFICE, YELLS "CORPORATE FOODS ARE A LIE", AND THEN THROWS A CHAIR AT MY FACE. i had to get like FIFTEEN STITCHES ON MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE IT WAS THAT BAD... well edward DOES say it looks cute though so i'm not complaining. ANYWAYS. MORAL OF THE STORY: I HATE BANANA PEELS
