Chi like walks down her house or whatever and then uhm and then disaster struck and then she feels like a tightness in her chest and its like "oh my god im having a heart attack" Chi then starts flying and lands on top of a house and screams. And screams um "MY HEARTTTT HELPPPPP" and that one black bear cat appears and says "what the hell is happening" and chi looks at the black cat and shoots venom like a rainwing and uhm the black cat dies and uh cheese uhm i meant chi she cries and then remembers shes supposed to be having a heart attack uh so she lays down and regrets her life decisions while she falls out of the sky dying. And shes like falling from the sky amd tHen uh dave strider sees this and says to john egbert "look in the, sky numbnuts. theres a cat having a heart attack and its falling 300 feet at 268 miles per hour" and john replies with "yeah i can tell im not blind" and then dave punches him in the face and sets him on fire snd then john dies on the spot. oh yeah chi is still having that heart attack alright. uh and her owner things are like beating up that little boy and he says "goo goo gah help HELP" and _ himself amd the parents are like oh crap he peed and while all of this is happening me myself am beating dr sylveon while he sells drug "hey kids do you want som- OWOWOWOWOWO STOPP do you want STOP BEATING ME" he screams and uh i throw him in the incinerator like i did with shadow milk cookie and shadow milk cookie is nothing but ash and while dr sylveon is starting to burn shadow milk looks at him and says "first time?" and then dr sylveon starts to cry and while this is happening chi is still dying from the heart attack and not only that, but phineas is being a drag queen with elder faerie. and we cant forget that boltund is a furry. you may believe he is a dog but actually he is just a furry femboy barking at people in a language only ragatha can understand because she speaks vietnamese. uh and because of this jax is getting ripped apart by dj miya in wwe and tenna is watching from the sidelines. Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all drop dead. Monika arranges a wedding for Firey and Clock but they actually hate each other so they summon gnarpy to destroy everything. but of course gnarpy hates them and kills them instead yay and string cheese cookie walks into the mental hospital and gets shot but mudkip is the one who shot her because he hates dr sylveon.
firestar ascends from hell and teams up with eggson to demolish the incinerator that dr sylveon and shadow milk cookie were in so they take it and shred it but somehow dr sylveon and shadow milk still live but they now really hate their lives. good for them. mickey mouse appears out of thin air and eats a door. oh yeah and by the way chi is still dying so thats great. all of a sudden sans undertale obliterates phineas and elder faerie because sans is agains gay people even though they werent even gay. harry potter then stabs sans because harry is gay and says "sans i dont love you anymore" and san cri. little does harry know this actually mpreg and harry is the mother. kanade is watching all of this and then once again passes out because she hasn't eating or sleep in 13 days. steven lee whoopdoo cobs explodes into popcorn AGAIN and cam the squishmellow eats him. this is disgusting. coolkidd is burned at the stake and pure vanilla is the one who set him on fire aka its begging of pure vanillas villian arc you go girl!! three falls down the stairs and chi plummets into her face ultimately killing three. chi however is on fire. benoftheweek and duncanyounot get into a fight and both end up drowning. pathetic. simba from the lion king becomes old and rots alive. darkstalker gets a haircut at adrenalines barber shop. moana dies. the chicken from moana then just starts screaming. oh yeah and hunrti/x from kpdh they split up and they all die from a house falling from the sky and crushing them. taylor swift turns into a lego and thats it. oh yeah chi is still having a heart attack while on fire. three is now burnt to a crisp. the beetles collab with weezer idk and make a new kpop album. joe holly is murdered by miku. specifically retry now miku. the entire united kingdom turns into a boat and becomes the titanic. i dont know any british people so im not sad. honkai impact 3rd gets revived but then everyone dies and i cry because my wife is now dead. four asmr absolutely sucks i hate it. bfdi asmr should be cancelled. rabies and diesel get married it was actually not real. easton gets the worst _ execution via furina from genshin impact because she fed him a brick and then gave him every single death possible. sundew falls into the spike pit and burns alive. oh yeah three shattered again. ash salt cookie finds out shes adopted. gigi from dandy world loses her house in gambling lmao. womp womp loser. clock dies for like second time because it became canon. chi finally dies from the heart attack. and thats how it ends i guess. ok bye ok.
