This statue, traditionally identified with the Elamite king Teumman, was initially discovered by archaeologist Flinders Budgenson in Mesopotamia in 1874, but it was subsequently stolen on the way back to Britain by members of the ZGMFW cult, who attempted to transform it into a flamingo. However, due to a complicated series of events involving the Titanic and reubens, it instead was discovered intact by an Australian in 2026 and subsequently installed at the Brisbane Museum of the Australian History of Australianness. Until then, however, only this tracing of the original, made by F. Budgenson, was known to the world.
Obviously @Attalibexerxes for the original thing.
