My Lover: WHY WOULD I MARRY A BAG OF CHIPS THAT HAD ANTS IN THEMMMMM?! For context I was eating a bag of chips in the dark (horrible decision) and they had a weird taste but I didn’t really mind. Only when I noticed three bugs crawling on my hand did I go to turn the lights on and found out that my whole bag had been infested with ants and that the couch was now littered with them.
My Child: It actually looks like it could be the child of my profile picture! Other than that, no, I don’t see the family resemblance I don’t think this would be my child, but who’s to say. For all you know I could be a bearded dragon…(dun dun duuuuuun!)
