Ch 3.5 - Saturday: I won't tell you the long and arduous story of the morning tea/brunch thing, but the basics is that Ethan was not there, and really, that was a large part of me going. In fact, there was almost no one I knew or wanted to talk to. I just sat there, next to my dad as he talked to people about cars or something, I don't even know! I zoned out, singing love songs, hoping above anything that someone, anyone would just appear for me to talk to. I really wished that I had a phone to contact Mellie, even her flustering crush remarks were better than this. I almost changed my mind about that after what happened on the chat next. All I wanted to do was read any messages left while I was gone. I read them, then I got to our chat. This morning, I had said I was going to a morning tea, Mellie's reply came up in all caps on my screen. 'OH MY GAWSH RLLY? HOPE HE'S THERE!' I laugh to myself miserably before writing, 'He wasn't there XD' 'Aw I'm sorry.' We talked for a little longer. Logan joining to help with the chaos. And then, Logan made me a plan. 'if I was ur irl friend, I would: step 1: be friends with Ethan step 2: tell him abt u and how ur so awesome and stuff.' It seemed fine at first, 'Awesome? I'm not awesome.' 'step 3: ask him to date you bcs u have a crush step 4: third wheel in the background.' Soon I began to get worried, and rightly so, my friends don't stop at normal. 'step 5: see you guys get married step 6: invite me to ur wedding and I shall be ur best man step 7: leave step 8: jk I won’t leave.' I rolled my eyes, but he wasn't done. 'step 9: hop aboard ma plane for a FREE RIDE (for u and Ethan XD) step 10: grab Mellie and her sis and dump them in ma plane too step 11: go on a world trip step 12: pause at America and grab Fay too also Rose and Sony step 13: YAS PAUSE AT PHILIPPINES and grab Cece step 14: stop at Moldova to grab Lammy too XD step 15: Grab Mary’s (and Ethan’s) FAMILY AND LET’S GO FLY TO THE MOON step 16: grab ma sibs (and Mellie’s) and proceed to go to the moon step 17: grab Elon Musk so he can pay for the petrol step 18: land on the moon step 19: GRAB THE MOON: LIKE GRU step 20: fly back to earth step 21: chuck Elon Musk cause we don’t need him anymore XD step 22: (I forgot to grab ma parents XD) LESGOOO lemme study hard so I can be a pilot then I’ll carry this plan oh wait what do we do with da moon? PUT IT IN THE BRITISH MUSEUM XD THE MOON WILL BE IN OUR HOUSE XD.' Of course they had to make me anxious. 'This is a plan for a possibly never gonna happen wedding. Delete it, pls T^T.' 'LOGAN SAVE IT ON A DOCUMENT!' Mellie said. 'Oh pls no.' 'I'VE DONE IT.' Logan replied. 'EUGH' I gave up. There was no use when they had such a big thing to get excited about. (Ch 4.5: Logan = Mellie =
