Fetch: "Hold the line! My job is to raise this shield and block the 't' sound completely. If I let my guard down, words like watch and catch would sound way too crowded!" Edge: "Halt! No 'd' sounds past this point! I stand at the edge of the bridge with my shield high, making sure the soft 'g' gets all the glory." Cheese: (Squeezing his eyes shut as a pepper shaker dusts his nose with black pepper) "A-a-choo! ZZZZ! Ugh... excuse me. Every time I get close to an 'E', my nose starts to buzz like a malfunctioning wire. I'm supposed to be an S, but I just sound like dairy-flavored electricity! ZZZZ-cheeseeeee." Xenon: KS? Never! When I'm at the front of the line, I'm a Noble Gas! I don't 'ks-ks-ks' like a commoner. I buzz! I hum! ZZZZZ-ylophone! ZZZZZ-enon! ZZZZZ-erox! Darkelle: "Light L is for the start of the journey. I’m the one who finishes it. Without my 'Dark' resonance, the word Fall would just float away. I pull your sound down into the back of the throat. F-aa-ll... Feel that vibration?" -le: (Blinks its large, calm eyes, looking up from behind the glowing wax. Its voice is soft, warm, and echoes slightly, like a friendly librarian) "Do not panic, little phonemes. Step into the circle of light. My flame reveals the order of the syllable law." Tissue S: (Sniffling loudly, dabbing its nose with a tissue) "Don't get too close... sniff... I’ve got a terrible phonetic allergy. One minute I'm a perfectly normal, hissing S, and the next thing you know, I stand next to a 'u' and—SHHH-tishoo! See? It completely ruins my articulation!" Cher T: (Squinting into the distance, wiping sweat from its brow under its safari hat) "We’ve ventured deep into the phonetic jungle, team. Stay alert. If you pair me up with a suffix like '-ure', my sharp tap completely breaks down. I'm a T, but the environment is forcing me to sound like a CH... na-chure... pic-chure... it’s a total linguistic mutation!" Short oo U: (Grip tightening on the joystick, eyes wide with panic) "Wait, wait! Pull back on the joystick! If you push it too far forward, I'll turn into a long 'oo' sound like rule! Keep it right here in the short zone... p-u-sh... p-u-ll... I'm holding the traction control together with my life here!" British A: (Lifting a tiny imaginary teacup, clearing its throat with immense dignity) "Oh, please. Let us have none of that flat, nasal nonsense today. When I appear in words like ba-th or cas-tle, you open your mouth wide and give it some proper posture. It’s 'ah', darling. Elegance isn't optional."
@leoasiago83 for fetch voice and super magic phonics for t and ch
