I've been watching WAY too many Eminem freestyles lately and it gave me enough motivation to write this utter garbage. I was originally going to include a line about Death Forest but I decided not to because I couldn't think of any half-decent rhymes for it. Also, yes, the thumbnail is a relatively accurate representation of how I look in real life. But I drew it in the morning and I was still tired, so it's actually pretty bad. I'm also getting a haircut soon, so it's actually not going to be that accurate for long. So as far as you know, that isn't me at all.
I stole the text engine from @griffpatch a couple years ago, but this is the first time I'm using it.
