Meet ShatteredLois! Fact 1: This is what happen to her when she got killed by ShatteredEiwets next day. Her eye is cut off, and her mouth was brutally destroyed, except for her vocal box. Fact 2: Her body was found by ShatteredRetep, ShatteredSammy, ShatteredDeath and ShatteredMilli. ShatteredDeath manage to revive Lois because he can't find ShatteredEiwets about this. Fact 3: ShatteredLois can only muffle due to her voicebox being the only thing alive from her mouth. It is completely a reference of Kenny from South Park. Fact 4: The only good relationships that Lois has with the Shattered Gang are: Retep, Sammy, Milli, Kyle, Kai-Lan, Stewie, Brian, Peter, Noah, Cleveland, Carter, Evil Mayor West, Vinny, Boyfriend, Cleveground, Uranus, Neptune, Kylee, and especially Bertram. Fact 5: She really hates Grover due to how annoying he is to ShatteredEiwets. Fact 6: Lois is on neutral terms with ShatteredChip and ShatteredEiwets, because they sometimes talk or bond with each other. Fact 7: ShatteredEiwets still hates Lois that often, but he would give her a chance to let her be part of the Shatterverse Gang. Fact 8: Lois is a mother figure by taking good care of Sammy, Milli, Stewie, Brian, Boyfriend, Bertram, Chip, Kai-Lan, Kyle, Noah and etc. Fact 9: Since Peter is dead (canon), Lois kinda wants to replace his husband with Retep, due to how nice and caring he is to his friends. Especially towards Sammy. Fact 10: Lois was gifted a chainsaw by Retep due to him and Kai-Lan looking for a perfect weapon for her. She is now prepared..... Fact 11: She joins the side that ShatteredEiwets is on, because she hates the idea of her own son ShatteredStewie's plan of making the Shatterverse very Peaceful. Kai-Lan, Boyfriend, Kyle, Chip and Cleveland agrees with her. So they all manage to stick with ShatteredEiwets' side because they knew that making the Shatterverse peaceful is a stupid idea. Fact 12: She doesn't want anyone in the Shattereverse to cause trouble, except for Retep and ShatteredEiwets. Because she doesn't mind if they do that, so she just accepts it. Fact 13: Lois and Retep would start their first date on June 23, 2026. Because they need to get the kids to prepare for the night. Fact 14: Her favorite entities from the darkness is AHRIMAN, THE HAUNTER and GINGERIA. Due to how they were very nice to the survivors. But AHRIMAN is best friends with her and he thinks that she is better than Lois from UC.
Credits: 1: @-_PeterGriffin_- for the original project. 2: @FleetwayUltraSonicX to the Shatterverse.
