There is no much uninhabited land on the literal moon. The light side of the moon is uninhabited and I own the entirety of the dark side. If you want the light side, have it (it is better than invading random people Hyperborea), if you want a piece of the Dark Side, I'll negotiate. It is a golden opportunity to the take over the land.
HI! Whatcha doin'? MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, chicken Haha, Perry the Platypus, it is me, Goofenshmirtz, and I'm gonna use my ENDOFNOTESANDCREDITSINATOR in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .