Credits: (NG) NonsenseNHReal - Music :-————————————————————————-: Log Date: (07/11/16) The Prison (Anomaly-2) appears to be an analog television depicting one singular picture of the spawn area in [UIa: 1179487346]. Upon further research, we have discovered that The Jail is a combination of two separate entities. The first is the ‘Toast’ shown within the screen. It has been shown to have extremely violent murderous intent (through examining its brain waves) and must never be allowed to escape the television at all costs. We have given this entity the nickname ‘Anomaly-2A’. The second entity is the television itself. As the name suggests, it works as a jail to keep Anomaly-2A contained. Consequentially, it is unable to be used properly and is only able to show the same picture that we have spoke of earlier in this report. It is sentient but is only able to speak in Morse Code. This entity has been given the name ‘Anomaly-2B’. Due to this symbiotic relationship, this Anomaly has been given the Class: Binary. Log Date: (05/03/19) The Distorted (Anomaly-37) is an anomaly known for disguising itself to camouflage with other present entities. The disguise presented to you is merely an illustration, for we have been unable to capture a clear picture of this anomaly as of now. However, for the time being, we shall not continue attempting to capture any more pictures until we have proper equipment due to fear of any more casualties (there have been 316 casualties because of this anomaly). The way it causes its victims to decease has not yet been determined and we are unaware of its motives. We strongly suggest that any wanderers who encounter this anomaly stay as far away from it as possible until we have discovered more information about it. Log Date: (24/07/19) Today, we have managed to contain a ‘Distorted’ into a cell. Allow me to summarise how: Around 5 hours ago, one of our employees encountered Anomaly-37. Afraid, he attempted to sprint away, however, it spoke to him, reassuring that it wouldn’t harm him in any way unless necessary and that it wanted peace between both us and its denizens. Confused, he called his other colleagues who were exploring the area with him and explained to them what it had told him. Once he had finished, they took the anomaly back with them after which we agreed with the creature to put it in a containment room which it would happily stay in. It has also agreed to be interrogated so we can gain more information about Anomaly-37. We have decided to nickname the Distorted which are hostile and roaming freely: ‘Anomaly-37A’ and the one which is peaceful and locked inside the containment cell: ‘Anomaly-37B’. Log Date: (16/09/20) After prolonged, stressful research, we have now discovered that the Distorted are slowly becoming better at mimicking whatever target they choose, as showed through the image. We have also discovered through interrogating Anomaly-37B that they are a Hivemind Class Anomaly and Anomaly-37A’s motives are to ‘become one with us’. We are unsure of what they mean by this at the moment, but we ask that all continue to avoid attempting to come near Anomaly-37. Log Date: (05/02/22) Similar to The Amalgamation (Anomaly-1), The MMDCCLXIII (Anomaly-108) originates from two universes and is a mix of both as this singular entity. They are neutral beings and explode when exposed to direct contact. We have determined this to be a defence mechanism against threats, although we have not proven this theory as of now. The MMDCCLXIII also possess a dangerous amount of physical strength and endurance; making Anomaly-108 fatal to most if not all known entities everywhere. Sadly, its chaotic and unpredictable nature has resulted in failure to conduct any further research upon this entity. This has also given Anomaly-108 the Unorthodox Class.
