I am deeply and wholeheartedly sorry that my entry to the third episode of the object camp series known as "Any%" is, in my opinion, unsatisfactory. However, I believe that producing something is better than producing nothing. Even considering my time constraints, I am fairly certain that I could have made something better. Alas, I simply do not possess enough care to revise my submission and, thus, will accept my fate. If I am the second contestant eliminated from Any%, so be it; I will fail knowing that I tried or continue knowing that I could do better. May the best object win.