- School: • Teacher: Me (attempting to herd this lunatic class while occasionally howling at the moon) • Substitute Teacher: Gyokko (already crowned himself the semester’s ultimate villain) • Students: Mui, Me (yes, I bit my notebook in half), Giyuu, Stone Hashira, and Ume (aka Daki) • Best Student: Mui (teacher’s favorite with a PhD in smugness) • Worst Student >:): Gyokko (the only sub history to fail his own class) • Principal: Gyokko (running the district—or just running wild?) - Living in an Apartment: • Owner: Obanai (collects rent with a death glare that could end civilizations) • Roommates: Akaza & Tanjirou (chaos distilled into perfect imperfection) • Neighbor: Sabito (judging from the shadows behind his blinds) • Visitor: Genya (treats the kitchen like an Olympic arena) • Chef: Stone Hashira (crafting Michelin-worthy feasts from a stove that barely clings to life) • Couch: Douma (has formed a permanent Douma-shaped dent in the sofa) • Breaks into the House: Gyokko (apparently his new extreme weekend sport) - Fashion: • Designer: Enmu (designs ripped straight from your fabulous dreams—or your worst nightmares) • Model: Inosuke (wearing the outfit backwards and somehow making it work) • Attendees: Makkoto/Enmu and… Enmu again (because yes, he double-booked himself) • Judge: Tengen (dangerously high levels of fabulousness—handle with care) - New Hashira: • Water Hashira: Mui (serene but capable of drowning you in skill) • Mist Hashira: Muzan (aka MJ (sliding in with ominous, drama-filled fog) • Flame Hashira: Sanemi (burning with both fire and ferocity) • Snake Hashira: Tengen (slithering in unmatched style) • Love Hashira:an (proving evil can be disturbingly affectionate) • Insect Hashira: Nezuko (adorable but lethally efficient) • Stone Hashira: Me (unshakable, proud, and delightfully ruff) • Hashira: Mui (keeping the beat without missing a note) • Wind Hashira: Sanemi (blowing away the competition—literally) I am a werewolf.
- Obviously the funniest werewolf prowling around Scratch—probably the *only* one, but hey, best is best. - Proud card-carrying fan of KNY, MHA, and TBHK, life’s too short for just one obsession. - KNY squad goals: Senemi, Mui, Obinai, Inosuke, Tengen, Enmu, Akaza, Kokushibo, Genya, Haganezuka, and Sabito—basically ultimate dream team of sword-swingers and chaos-bringers. - MHA faves: Jirou (rockstar vibes), Denki (human lightbulb), Mina (pink perfection), Asui (frog goals), and Shinso (brainwashing but made cool). - TBHK icons: Mitsuba (sass master), Aoi (style queen), and Nene (pure cinnamon roll). - Conclusion: my taste in characters is flawless, my werewolf game is unmatched, and yes, I am hilarious.
