1 clown walked into a bakery and asked for a pie made of magnesium. The baker said, "We only sell food here, what are you on about?” Sometimes I juggle invisible balls. The audience says I'm dropping them, but they just can't see them. Zebras make terrible jesters, I mean, they’re animals! Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Atch." "Atch who?" "Oh, bless you!" Very few people know that royal crowns are actually just fancy hats with good publicity. Yesterday I told a joke to a mirror. It laughed before I finished. An apple challenged me to a comedy contest. It said it always kept the doctors away, but it didn’t say therapists. Honestly, the funniest thing about ladders is that they're always up to something. 1 clock once tried to join my act, but it kept ticking me off. Have you ever seen a fish making a wish? Down by the bay!! (what am I doing.) People say I'm dramatic, but I prefer "theatrically gifted." Cats make terrible friends with each other, they wont even stop their hissing and whinging for even a second! 0 people attended my comedy show. The reviews were surprisingly positive, I wonder how? 3 days until something touches you! /reference 9 seconds is apparently too long to stare at an audience before telling a joke, it’s rather embarrassing too~ ____________________________________________ My jokes are corny, any feedback, my dear audience?
The start is more important than the end.
