yes im aware ive done this a buncha times before but 1. im bored 2. i have more stories 3. a bunch of em actually have plots now so- ----------------------- Detective coco: detective rabbit marries her co worker and proceeds to spend the rest of her life fighting an anime cat and its pet potato life changes: Dogs recreate american history and invent racism crash and burn: emo man lives by the phrase " if i cant be happy, no one can" finale: blue dog tries to avoid art theft, war, and racist people one last lap: British man accidentally slimes out his cousin with a car. cousin gets payback by starting a celebrity gossip vlog after dark: illegal immigrant genetically engineers small children and forces them to work at his grandson's theme park apollo story: orphan gets taken away from his parents and sold on e-bay. ends up saving everyone. danny diamondbarrer story: Man finds genie lamp and asks for a million dollars. almost slimes everyone out and gets impeached. mission military: founding father gets impeached and illegal man runs the country. everyone forgets about racism except a group of middle aged men. they jump the new president and live happily ever after space guys: dictator space god thing forces everyone to be his kids and anytime they rebel he slimes them out ok to explain the repeated themes of racism; foxes, cats, and these things called wiggilers are hated by everyone cuz dog supremacy or something. its been like this since the life changes era (the beginning of dogs immigrating to the current continent) and life changes is based off of early america. also with flop in office (a 200+ year old man) theyre not really making progress on fixing it
unrelated but im watching spiderman: homecoming all the way through for the first time since my unhealthy obsession with it and now i remember why its my favorite
