"What Is Happening, Please Help Me™" Welcome to You Are In A Newspaper! :D ↪ Here, you can learn all about the drama, gossip, and goings-on of the world around you! Sit back, grab a cup of tea, or coffee, or what have you,* and enjoy the latest stories! Controls: ↪ Press the flag, the spacebar, or the corner of the newspaper to read a new article! ↪ Use the "Copy/Paste" button to share your favorite stories! (To select the text, just triple-click it. Once the whole thing is highlighted, press ctrl+C or cmd+C to copy it. To paste it, go to the comments and press ctrl+V or cmd+V.) Notes: ↪ This project now joins the ranks of "Fake Proverb Generator", "Dumbledore Asks Calmly", and "One Does Not Simply" in a genre of projects that I like to call "dopamine generators". I think this is one of the best ones I've made! ↪ I worked on this literally nonstop from 6 PM to 2 AM in one day. I hope it paid off, lol. ↪ Feel free to suggest anything you'd like me to add! (Objects, names, places, ScAnDaLoUs AcTiOnS, etc.) I can't promise to add everything, but I could definitely use some ideas! ↪ Let me know if you laughed. That's the whole reason I made this! :D Personally, I was laughing so hard while making this that I nearly passed out several times. Not even joking. *DISCLAIMER: Do not actually consume beverages while viewing this project. Research shows that the contents of these news articles often results in any beverages inside your mouth swiftly exiting it. Credits: ↪ Page-turn sound from Pixabay ↪ Paper texture from Bing Images ↪ All code (including text engine) and writing by me ↪ Some content obtained from "You are in a plain": https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1206470639/#comments-513292889 Thanks @RHINOPERSON123 for proposing this to be featured! Contributions: @SyntaxStriker292 @V-Banana
