Jax Toy but Hedgie. Shoutout TADC!
Disclaimer! Blah blah blah not officially connected with BFDI, blah blah not canon blah blah BLAH support @Hedgie_The_Hedgehog- (Hedgie! Ugh! Would you please just..read it PROPERLY?) ...Uhhhh- (Just, give me that! I'll do it.) What? I was litterally about to!-Ugh, whatever. (Disclaimer, this project contains slang, brainrot, and high funniness that may destroy some or a lot of your brain cells and maybe your mentality too. This is also non-canonical and isn't really connected with Hedgie for a very specific reason and most know why, I feel like most people who know me also knows that this is the important part of this entire project: THEY'RE DEAD. So, please support them and their deptartur-woahwoahwoahwaoahwoah!) *taco bell sound* Wow, Scratch Team. Honestly, i'm FLOORED (Ugh) *giggle* Are you really still here watching Scratch Project slop? Man, I really thought people had better tastes nowadays Maybe you should do something more mature, Like homework? But I know, you won't. (Intro) What's got ya fumin buddy? What's got ya ragin dude? Did somethin ___ you off, you better learn to cope soon! This place eats kids for breakfast, you'll need some thicker skin! Cuz if you're angry now, Imagine how you'll FEEL when... You check your comments and it's full with ragebait! You feel weird when someone asks you to e-date! When you get bullied Scratch mods DO hesitate! Your entertainment who needs funny playlists? (Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself that DOESN'T involve trolling people?) Nah. Get your Hedgie Toy, get a little MAD boy! So you won't cry and frown, so I won't let that get. you. DOWN! Get your Hedgie Toy, get a little laugh, boy! I'd say I'm sorry but ragebait is kinda funny! Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie-(WOO!) Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, (5% off) Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Wait please give me a second, so let me get this STRAIGHT. (Hedgie is Non-Binary so they can't get straight) The lil timmies think that ipad vids control our fate! Well, wait let's hear them out, don't judge them right away But if their news are bad we gotta take those things today! You see those followers their in for a show I'm breaking numbers yet i'm suffering though... Can tell you chuckle on your side of the screen I think i'll join you giving a little MEME! What is it, you can't handle brainrot from the sides, Fanum taxing aura maxing you're not that guy, You think you're so dang skibidi don't ya? I'm givin gold to scrollers bored enough to go and End up in a platform, projects dropping like storms, all in few days, just your luck, I followed you, yay... You want a smile? An easier mind? Then brighten up! So says my sign! Scratch, I think your moderation is getting you cooked Get your Hedgie Toy, get a little MAD, boy! So you won't cry and frown, so I won't let that get. you. DOWN! Get your Hedgie Toy, have a little laugh, boy! I'd say I'm sorry but ragebait is kinda funny! Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie-(WOO!) Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, (5% off) Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy, Hedgie Toy! (End) July 9th, 2026 (9:30 PM) is when the lyrics was finished.
