ok so i was looking through the pokedex on the pokemon website because i was bored and found THIS THING at first glance it just looks like a basic bird pokemon that they obviously didnt put that much thought into but if you read the 'dex entry it literally says that it gathers things up in its chest apron thing and just drops them FOR FUN. AND clearly this thing was based off storks and how they're believed to deliver babies and stuff so just imagine this thing shows up to the baby factory in the clouds one day and the baby distributor machine just hands it a baby without a thought cuz its a machine and it cant tell the difference AND THIS DANG THING TAKES THE BABY AND DROPS IT. THATS A HAZARD. also i think this thing could be useful to the military because instead of spending millions of dollars on another stealth bomber they can just get one of these to drop it on someone ITS LITERALLY THEIR FAVORITE HOBBY new pokemon headcanon this is the thing that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. i also headcanon that these things are absolute menaces to society and they purposefully hurt people just for laughs. the pokedex also says that it specifically likes dropping LOUD things yeah if this thing were real we'd all be cooked
this and squawkabilly are on my "paldea pokemon i hate" list
