"Welcome to The Blackhole Corporation! Where we, the most "sophisticated" and smartest minds out there go out and research blackholes. Especially the biggest one out there, Ton-618. It's my mission as head scientist to figure out the energy and power that these majestic orbital bodies carry. By sending people in by ships and pulling them back in. We'll figure out how these work and make the future! I hope you have a wonderful day at our research facility."
This could've turned out so, so much better.
