there is a blue man whos name is "Nothing" you are in his house but you want to get out arrow keys to move, enter to go in doors and vents. touch items to pick them up, press space to use lighter collect 5 keys to leave CHARACTER INFO!!!! nothing - the blue guy. he will walk into random rooms. if he appears in the room you're in, he will chase you sir pokeington - appears after a little bit. pokes and stuns you a little bit, mainly just an annoyance the chef - resides in the kitchen. and only the kitchen. leave him alone and he'll leave you alone sleepy john - sleeps in corner rooms. don't wait around too long or he'll get mad key eater - comes after 30 secs. eats all your keys so you have to collect them all again. avoid him and he'll go away ITEM INFO!! lighter - gets rid of sir pokeington for a bit, press space while touching him to use it locator - lets you see where nothing is for a little bit
parody of "something a horror game" by shark-survivor game is quite buggy but i will fix it overtime cause lazy update log: july 3rd 2026 - game released