I gave up on this. It was going to be a game but I ran out of time, so here you go. Also, the title is a joke between me and my friends irl, in case you were wondering. press space to see the sprite version & up or down arrows to see a little walking animation I did!
Art by me~ I somehow drew this with a mouse on the Scratch editor so I'm proud of it. It took a while, maybe a few hours for both the pixel sprite and less pixelated drawing. I also used a website called pixelartmaker.com to make the sprite version, in case you ever want to make a similar type of sprite.