Welcome to Weird Wonderland, home of the Prismatic Pals! Where the rainbow truly ends! Relax with Eco in his cave, meet Crimson in the Krooked Kingdom, and try to catch the rascally little Peepers! And if you need a snack, just stop by the Pretzel Shack to meet Cerulean! She only sells pretzels, don't ask for anything else. Have fun with all sorts of different Pals, big and small, from the gentle giant Glaucous to the adorable little block Pastel Lime! First time visiting? Get a one-time only 50% off deal for every purchase your first day! And if it rains on your parade, try going to the arcade, and meet Vermillion and Violet hiding in the vents! Play totally original games like Ghost Gobbler and ■■■■■■■■■! If you get lost, then gi̶v̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶If you're too shy to speak to the sentient, living Pals, check out our animatronics! We got lots and lots of cool shark robots! Why are they all sharks? We don't know, don't question it! And if your parents really love you, they'll let you stay to see the one who started it all, ■■■■■■■!!! Come on down to Weird Wonderland, where the rainbow truly ends! Something went wrong. The robots went rogue. We had to close the park down. The green one has been more hostile. We can't take care of them anymore. We have to leave. Years later, we've come back. What... happened? They're all... gone... The green one is still here. He looks off. Our VantaBlack™ Security Pal is hiding. We cannot find him. This is quite a disturbing case.. We're calling Edison.
I want to be able to put Eco and other characters in things (like Absolute Desolation) without getting smited by the copyright gods, so here's this. HAHAHAHAHA IT ABBREVIATES TO PP HAHAHAHA PP JOKES PP JOKES HAHA I regret saying that
