I got bored. So. Code by @arhicopter. Motivation to make this came from @Mapleshade1111. Don't ask me about any of the questions/check boxes unless you're willing to risk a giant rant. Percentage things are here. I'd recommend only looking if you've already taken the quiz, and this is an estimate, not a guarantee, as people are naturally different and I'm over specific. 0-20% ~ You're original, and that's a good thing, so don't be disappointed. 21-40% ~ I wouldn't immediately run in the opposite direction. 41-60% ~ You're not unnervingly similar or a complete opposite. I'd make awkward small talk. 61-80% ~ I probably wouldn't avoid you if I ran into you in the wild. 81-90% ~ You're at risk of getting a lecture on all of my books if/when I befriend you. 91-99% ~ You have probably been listening to me talk for too long and need to talk to someone else. 100% ~ You're a liar, and I don't know why you would lie about it.