I didn’t want to skip over this once-in-a-lifetime milestone of America, which is why I’m creating and sharing this anyway. And I’m even sharing this in a premature state because I didn’t want to stay up late for the billionth time and lose precious sleep. Like @RLinScratch says, imagine America turning a quarter-millennium old. Am I really the one who’s celebrating this? Credits to everyone, including @RLinScratch for the logo.
