This is Hades. Looking permanently hypnotised, he spends his free time using humans as tools, and his working time getting people to work for him. Even if you are powerful enough to resist his trickery, you will not be powerfully enough to resist giving his dang cute head a rub. (Please do not do this, there is a 65% chance of you getting struck by lightning)
Hades, would you like to say something? *moves head to one side, stares at you* Come on Hades, one small thing you cute little bean? *continues staring, eyes grow wide. A piercing screech shudders through your entire body, although the creature hasn’t moved let alone opened its mouth.* *wincing* …..okayyyyy!…..
