yeah. I am THE Emo shelly! THE REAL emo shelly. any OTHER emo shelly is a FAKE THAT LARPS AS ME. since they love mailmen and they dont eat shrimp in front of shrimpo THATS WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT ME.
do u wana see an emo shel that listens to crab rave and enjoy silence for 4000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hours straight with a straight face?????????????????????? EMO SHELLY LARPER WILL NEVER DO DAT-