[Transmission signal incoming] [incoming] [incoming] [incoming] [RECIEVED!] Hello, fine citizens of the UPG! It’s me, Solway Firth, renowned chairman and head of the board of directors for the galaxy’s largest R&D development and sciences company, the Zeta Reticulan Co-Prosperity Sphere! And I’m here with a public service announcement! I have no doubt you’ll all be pleased to learn that I’m running for the position of galactic president! But don’t worry, that won’t stop the ZRCPS from giving you folks all the products you love, like Nulljuice, your premier FTL fuel, nuvis, one of the best-selling VR ports, and clonetc, responsible for many of your cloned love ones. But in this election, there is a threat. Not only is my candidacy in danger, but so are many of these products. Aggressive legislation by other candidates for new galactic president such as Fidel cacto, admiral Talis, and Gamal Abdel Nasser, may threaten to stop the experiments that give you these galaxy-changing products. So when you vote this season, remember who gives you good things. Remember who looks out for the needs of the many over the needs of the few. And if you’re a product of the ZRPCS’ premiere Clonetc, remember who owns you. This is chairman and board head Solway Firth signing off, haha! [transmission ended]
@rainraven Would’ve done a poster or a comic but I’m currently away from home and have no way of doing so
