Hiyo mortals. I am Lucas. I am Goose. I am Mushroom. I am many things. Many many things. NICE TA MEETCHA >>>:DDD Things to know right of the bat before interacting with meh: -I am (and support) Lbgtq+! -I am VERY MUCH AGAINST ICE. AND THE PRESIDENT. YEA. -I make very weird jokes. If I make you uncomfortable with a joke or something lemme know and I’ll adjust accordingly. -I am generally supportive. Of things. That are good. -Not religious (at least not in an already known to humans religion.) but I do support most religions, and don’t mind you telling me about them. As long as you aren’t telling me my beliefs and or identities are wrong, and as long as you respect my identities. -I use tone tags a good deal of the time considering my jokes have a lot of sarcasm and tone involved in them. -something less important but I feel the need to mention is I use “guys” as a non-gender-specific term so if I’m like “hey guys” I don’t mean to call ye a guy I just use that irl as like “hey friends” and “hey people” and “hey other sentient beings” I DO NOT HAVE ANY DNI. I judge every person by themselllveszzszzz….. so be kind >:0 Welp yeah that’s that time to continue onnnnn ########################################## Name: Lucas/Goose/Mushroom/etc… Age: I dunno, I forgot after the first few centuries. But my birthday is July 10th Species/race: GOOD QUESTION. I could be many things. Irken. Coyote. Wolf. DEMON. Though I think rn I am inhabiting a huuuuumannnn body. I prefer demon though >:[ Gender: EVIL. Actually nonbinary boy. Pronouns: They/them, ey/em Alignment: chaotic neutral since forever More stuffs: entp/estp ADHD Star sign: the crab thing Therian Fanboo Omni/pan. Still figuring it out Furry Chaotic neutral to the core Possibly the most random silly thing you’ll ever meet. Possibly. I mean. Who else do you know who made coffee cheese. FUN FACT I can write and read in irken, cipher code, and I am learning to speak Klingon Randomchaosstuffs: ################# Yellow belt in KARATE >:D Insane. And weird. Insanely weird Scenecore and goblin core I like Kandi and sugar and candy Favorite crimes*: Arson Vandalism Theft *some crimes are not to be committed but I often joke about illegal things so yeah don’t actually hurt anybody or anything Muchly an artist. I like drawing ############################ Weird things I’ve done list: -Turned coffee into cheese and consumed it -stuck a bunch of cartoon character drawings in my fridge -danced around my neighborhood at night under a full orange moon in a silly costume waving around a big goose plush. (This was NOT Halloween) -put soysauce in my coffee. I do a lot of weird things to my coffee. -gotten a random 70 yo woman to throw a moldy walnut up a playground slide -glued together pieces of six different moths to create a mega moth and then I burned it on a stake at night in a ritual with my sibilings -more. I’ll put them here when I remember lol Fandommmmssss / media of the top of my head: Invader Zim Gravity falls The owl house TADC Homestuck >:D Stargate Startrek Furry I used to like Minecraft but it sucks now so I just use it to make silly pixel art in public servers. You’ll know me when you see me but…. My username has the word goose TWICE in it Wings of fire is good Warrior cats ish. Kinda got weird when I started thinking about the relationships and stuff ——————————————— Bucket list of weirdness to do: —-Find all the wacky illegal things that don’t make any sense and are convoluted and weird like “don’t swim upside down in a pool with a mustache on Wednesday” and break them so when someone looks at my criminal history they just get a bunch of weird things like that and nothing serious —- burn another corpse in a mock ritual. I’m thinking I should find a dead mouse or something and burn it and then keep its skull —- mix soy sauce and lemon juice and drink it —- mix vinegar and lemon juice and drink it —- cover the concrete at my local playground with a bunch of chalk drawings of bill cipher and write extravagant death threats but in code —- write a long long story about an owl in chalk down the sidewalk and make it stretch down at least 30 feet —- I had more but I can’t remember them rn This will probably be updated :D
