You're a mean one Mr Shade You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Shade You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Shade Your Hearts an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Shade I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half Foot pole You're a vile one Mr. Shade You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the a seasick crocodile You're a foul one Mr. Shade You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Shade The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote Stink, Stank, Stonk You're a rotter Mr. Shade You're the king of sinful sots Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Shade Your sole is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots You nauseate me, Mr. Shade With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked jerky jockey and, you drive a crooked horse Mr. Shade You're a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich With arsenic sauce!
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