[Please read this message before joining debate.] Welcome to the 636th BI-ANNUAL GALACTICALLY TELEVISED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE! Time for the second debate!! Each candidate is allowed one comment on each issue, as a reply to the main question. Rebuttals are encouraged, but must be posted in a new thread. Follow-ups to rebuttals are also encouraged but should be posted as a reply to the rebuttal, to keep back-and-forth conversations within their own strings so things don't get confusing. Hosting tonight's debate is Sarah Squall... what? ...she's called in sick... ...frick. who the heck is available what about Jim? Is he? No? Doing the weather? How about Sherry, she oh she quit three months ago ok uh hm wait what who was that guy we fired yesterday? Brad? Bort? Bland! Call him! Quick! Hosting tonight's debate will be Bland Birdson of GNN. ...and remember, this public broadcast is made possible by viewers like YOU! PLEASE! WE NEED THIS PLEASE WHY OH WHY
Static stolen directly from @-Tazal- again Everybody for their characters
